There was a joke about a person describing Heaven as a place where the police are British, the engineers German, the lovers Italian, the cuisine is French and the Swiss manages it all. In Hell, however, the police are German, the engineering is French and the cuisine British whilst the lovers are Swiss – all under Italian organisation.
But this isn’t about stereotypes. It is about labels. Why? Because I am one of those annoying people who actually read them. Despite the fact that I know the information I want will not be found there – like the answer to the question: “where does this product actually come from? How was it made?”
I want to know these things; because I want to understand the journey behind what I ultimately pay for at the till. Is it likely to have been produced under indecent labour conditions? (Probably). What do the company actually do for transparency? In fact, I was once told off by a fellow student exactly for requesting this type of information in a clothes shop. As I asked “what can you tell me about the conditions under which this shirt was made?” my fellow student hissed and pulled me in the arm. “That guy is really cute,” she raged at me, “and you are embarrassing me!”
For some reason I came home from town both empty handed and alone that day.
It was only later that I realised that labels can be more deceiving than I though; it all depends on how you define “made in”. There is a certain wriggle-room in the regulations here, and they are likely to vary from country to country. To sum it up – a product made in Scandinavia is no guarantee for anything. Here goes:
If I buy a product that is made in for example Germany, it doesn’t really mean that the entire product or the raw materials will come from Germany. Not at all. It only means that the final production point is in Germany or that a certain percentage of the total value is created there (and “value” in this sense can be a rather iffy thing to define – how do you value the actual brand vs the materials and craftsmanship involved, for example?) Perhaps the shoes receive their buckles or laces there; perhaps this is where a jacket has its buttons sewed on. The journey from cotton picking, weaving, dying, cutting etc… ? Not only would it not fit on a regular label, but the information is quite often simply lacking. Did children or adults pick the cotton? Is it from Egypt or Uzbekistan?
But ok. So the product is eventually defined to be ”Made in Germany:” at least something has to happen in Germany. Right? But even so: Made in Germany doesn’t equate to “Made by German standards” or “Made in good German working conditions.” Made in the UK, for example, doesn’t exclude the possibilities of a production involving sweatshops in Manchester.
Maybe, I think, maybe I shouldn’t have embarrassed my co-student by asking about the origins of a shirt. To be fair, he couldn’t answer in any case, as it turned out. Quite often they can’t. I guess quite often nobody quite can.
It’s not on the label. Sometimes, I think, the labels should quite simply just read “made”.